Terms of association
Client Privileges
Certain material is circulated only among clients. This is not secrecy. It is discretion, which is entirely different and considerably more respectable.
Reader
My public writings, issued whenever circumstances regrettably require me to explain something to everyone.
- The Lord Featherbottom Review, every second Monday
- Illustrations prepared for general circulation
- Released memoranda, upon request
Client
For those who have retained my office. Material I consider inappropriate for indiscriminate circulation.
- Every memorandum, upon issue
- The Private Archive
- Illustrated editions of The Review, with material omitted from general circulation
- Diagrams, maps and internal briefings
- Photographs from important engagements, faces properly obscured
- Private correspondence from my office
- Client Inquiries, answered
True Oligarch
The preservation of civilization has always depended upon a small number of unusually responsible people assuming a disproportionate financial burden.
- Every client privilege
- A signed first edition of How to Oligarchy, when it is ready
- The quiet satisfaction of underwriting the natural order
The matter of physical correspondence (stationery, credentials, insignia, bound editions) is presently under review by my office.
Clients may contribute to the review →