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Memo No. 003Limited release authorized

The Confidential Client Memo

Originally prepared for clients. Following considerable internal disagreement, a limited release has been authorized.

His Lordship’s standing rules for keeping the public distracted, divided, and pleasantly convinced of its own powerlessness. Written for his oligarchy clients, sealed in wax, and not, it transpires, destroyed.

  • Six rules his clients use to keep power exactly where it is.
  • In his own words. Unredacted. He objected to this.
  • One page. Read it in five minutes.
Lord Featherbottom at his desk behind a sealed envelope marked Confidential Client Memo
Memo No. 003 · Formerly client circulation